Naughty Baguette Bread

Although I am twenty-seven and of age to pursue my own romantic relationships, I am unwilling to date any man due to the traumatic experience I had with my first boyfriend when I was only twenty. The size of a man is what matters to me, which has caused me to distance myself from a co-worker who showed me a lot of affection. However, when I accidentally fell on him, I felt something hard and long on his thigh. Is it a baguette? I said to him, "I'm serious. Not because of your background, but because of what's between your legs." Could it be that the thing between my ex-boyfriend's legs was the source of our troubles?